Siri Hates Me

Tonight I was out driving around doing a little Christmas shopping and I thought of a great blog idea. BUT…I’m very anti-texting and driving, so I will often use Siri to help me write down my ideas while I’m behind the wheel. See, I’d really like Siri to be my friend, but alas, Siri does not feel the same way. I think Siri hates me.

So, I’m driving and here’s how our conversation goes:

Me: “Hey Siri.”

Siri: “I’m listening.” (RUDE)

Me: “Text myself.”

Siri: “What do you want to say to Jill Pickering?”

Me: “This is my blog idea…”

Siri: “Your text to Jill Pickering says, ‘This is my blog idea.’ Ready to send?”

Me: “No, Siri. You cut me off before I was done.”

Siri: “Okay. I won’t send it.”

Me: “HEY SIRI.”

Siri: “I’m listening.” (AGAIN, RUDE.)

Me: “Text myself.”

Siri: “Your text to Jill Pickering says, ‘This is my blog idea.’ Ready to send?”

This went on about three more times before I got VERY irate and became aggressive towards a freaking robot. At this point, I screamed NOOOOO into the phone and also forgot what my blog idea actually was. So, there you have it. Thank you, Siri, for this amazing blog on the 20th of December. May it go down in history.

Jill