We all have them. Things that WE JUST CAN'T. Meaning we just can't handle them. We can't even. Here are my top 10. What are some of yours? Leave them in the comments. -j
1. SMELLY SPONGES
As soon as a sponge or rag starts to smell...you KNOW that smell, it's time to throw it out. Come on, guys. Let's all do it. I believe in us.
2. REINDEER CARS
3. WAITRESSES WHO CALL ME "BABY, SWEETHEART, DOLL, ETC.)
I'd prefer Ma'am and that's saying a lot. ("Honey" I can handle ON OCCASION, but that's about as far as I'll go.)
4. STICKY FOOD THINGS
Speaking of "honey"...sticky food items. Think syrup, ooey gooey caramel, etc. AHHHHHH just thinking about it gives me the heebie-jeebies.
5. THE SONG "BAD DAY" by DANIEL POWTER.
Do you have that one song that just gets your goat? This is mine and it literally makes me cringe when I hear it. Shoot, now it's gonna be in my head.
6. POP ROCKS
They are exploding in my mouth. First of all, how? Secondly, OUCH. Thirdly, just no. I want nothing to do with these weird non-food, not-even-really-candy thingamabobs. Good riddance.
Sorry if you sell them and no I don't hate you, I just can't with the smells. So. Many. Smells. Little drops of smelliness that will not go away. I will definitely not be your next DoTerra team member. You can count on that. But I will still be your friend.
8. THE GROCERY CART WITH THE WONKY WHEEL.
Why do I always get this one? Why, guys, why?! Just once, I want a smooth, gliding grocery cart. Is that too much to ask?
9. CARS WITHOUT BLINKERS
Isn't it crazy how many cars they make without blinkers now? I mean, it's just crazy! Yes I'm being sarcastic and kind of a jerk. Use your blinkers, people. Love you, mean it.
10. PHONE UPDATES
I'm protesting phone updates. I see you, little alert every day...asking me to update. I keep telling you tomorrow because you don't give me the "LEAVE ME ALONE" option. But guess what? I'm lying. I don't want you to remind me tomorrow or tonight or later this week. I'm not going to update until I literally have no other option. So there.
Now....Things that I JUST CAN??? More pictures of you guys! See below. :) :)